Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
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Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
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Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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