Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
he was CRYING into my vagina
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...