Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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