Someone shit on the floor
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
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duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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