lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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