I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
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no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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