i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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