What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
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You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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