whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
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he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
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On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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