roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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