i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
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I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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