Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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