We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
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She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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