Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
high people should be assigned attendants
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
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Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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