dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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