I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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