So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
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Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
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Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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