Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
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so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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