So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I need help removing her.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
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First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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