Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
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She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
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I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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