4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
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Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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