Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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