grandma shit on top of the toilet
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
We need to rekindle our bromance
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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You're like the curious george of whores
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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