I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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