It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
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i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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