I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
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Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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