But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
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He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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