i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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