This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
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I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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