Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
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dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
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Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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