so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
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Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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