miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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