PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
These 25 Women First Experienced Sexual Harassment At A Shocking Age
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.