she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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