Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
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Boobs speak an international language.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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