this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
We were destined to go to rehab together
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
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I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
The power of my boobs compel you
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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