You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
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... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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