So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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