Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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