i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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