You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
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Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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