did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
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I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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