The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
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When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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