I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
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Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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