at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?