what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight