How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
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Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif