Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
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Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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