She's JV to your varsity
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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