soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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