Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
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There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
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sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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