arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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