I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
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You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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